she wants the silence but fears the solitude

barebackinq:

When you have a test image

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

svvitzerland:

my favourite scene of kill bill

svvitzerland:

my favourite scene of kill bill

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

Arya Stark appreciation week  → day 6: favorite scene

Make me choose

tardisblue-teacups asked: Doctor/River or Doctor/Clara?

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

Mean Girls of S.H.I.E.L.D.

ambiants:

ambiants:

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

tequila mockingbird